Top 10 things to carry on the back of a bike

What would you carry on the back of a bicycle or motorcycle?

#10  a fish (just one, not sure why)

#9  a guy holding a bicycle

#8  steel rods (be careful going around a corner!)

#7  eggs (be careful on those bumps!)

#6  grass (it's heavier than you think!)

#5  bread (does he have any donuts?)

#4  lumber (I'm sure it's safe)

#3  chickens (fast food?)

#2  broken down copy machines

#1  Twenty five plastic chairs (he must be going to a party!)

Ok, I couldn't resist throwing in one more...

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